佢家下黃色衫
KZ
曲：Nelly
詞：KZ
Provided by anonymous
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                          (扯旗 扯旗)
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(行)撚(開) (唔)好(再)
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亂咁(擺)一(副)? hi(fi) 系(街) 
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我(請)你唔好(再) 五十歲(喺)樹扮可(愛) 
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佢個 (look) 確實可(惡) 仲要大碼(衫)配賴屎(褲) 
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我(請)你臺 hi(fi) 舊到(死)咪抬出(街) 
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冇暗(瘡)又黏膠(布) 7到(死)直頭反(肚)

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()我見佢對我抬頭 (笑)意淫淫發我姣呀
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(She) gonna 咸濕 me ar (我)咁俊俏廢撚事呀
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(show)佢 ()我叫乜名講啦 (Hand)some (Boy) 仲幾不羈確實 
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()喂 坐嚇坐嚇 有架(嘢) chok 嚇 chok 嚇泊埋嚟 
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(搏)昅 7頭(佢)咁核凸咪眼昅昅
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我(嬲)? ()兩秒佢愛上我嘅(典)雅 ()我即刻show muscle
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()佢兩眼里嘅靈魂 (似)告訴我我已迷魂
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(他)的心 我好無(辜)靚仔都系罪人
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(鬼)叫阿媽佢呀(生)個仔咁正 (點)呀屌你(諗)咗去邊

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我(估)佢條底(褲) 攬錯(咗)上頭頂(lu) 
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坐系(街)趁人少(少) 吽嚇嚇(喺)樹自己(笑) 
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我(ge)次行開(boom) 又見(到)佢自己(笑) 
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佢每(天)自己(笑) 就算下雨(天)也自己(笑)

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()個個贊嘆我對眼 (夠)哂迷人當我情人
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(我)個人咁有型 鐵(漢)柔情勝過黎明
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(Charm)ing ()話咁快姣婆(仆)倒嚟 ()喂 等陣先好嗎
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()一睇就知系啦 ()條臭八佢發情期 
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()八成嚟氹我同佢 (再)同伯有上嚇床呀 
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(忽)? ()姣嘢頭腦確實系 (不)雅 (但)系我又想試嚇
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()諗起剝衫衫褲褲 (我)即刻休返高咪喇 ()我氹嚇妳?(喳) 
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見妳個臭化唉咁(識)貨 我木起個(嘴)當益嚇妳 (點)呀屌你(諗)左去邊
                                            (...佢"come"我)
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佢(家)嚇黃色(衫) 又變(返)綠色(衫) 
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又變(返)黃色(衫) 驟眼望嚇(好)似綠色(衫)
               (扯旗)                (咁至handsome)
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佢(家)嚇黃色(衫) 下半(身)配牛仔(褲) 
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又變(返)綠色(衫) 佢下半(身)配白色(褲)
                              (識HI分呀妳)

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(笠)笠(亂) (笠)笠(亂)
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我老(母)勾(佬)點(算)   原來(我)-
                 (咁咪好啰)
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老(母's)老(母) (齊)去勾(佬)?
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(再)無法修(補) re(lat)ion(ship)
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()  我(見)妳婆婆好得(?) 少(女)我唔鋤愛阿婆 
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()  驅(風)煲老藕嗒得(過)     七(張)幾處女啅得過
                 ((關)節酸痛(咪)玩咁癲

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佢(攪)到入醫(院) 復發(肩)膊炎點(算) 
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我阿(媽)留佢緊(院) 弊喇!下半(身)仲流緊(血) 
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我(屌)佢條奸(夫) 仲要(攪)我o地三(姑) 
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系要(攪)遠房親(戚) 未食到(飽)佢唔心(熄)

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()  喂!(有)冇牛油帶過入黎呀!() 冇(帶)到o黎呀,夾硬o黎呀!
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()  菊(花)的部位好隱蔽呀!()     一(郁)篤錯唔好L制呀!
                   ((吉)錯總制(標)L哂shit)
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() 正(bor) 妳婆婆濕濕漉漉? () 正(呀)!妳嫲嫲SFgutgut
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() 正(?)!妳姨婆心口凸凸 ()    叫(哂)埋o黎俾叔叔昅昅
                   ((叮)當叮當(o)pen the door)

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我阿(媽)突然出(院) 話已(經)病情好(轉) 
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誓要(將)劇情扭(轉) 話要共你(風)嚇流幾(轉) 
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佢(穿)上藍色(衫) 代(表)佢唔識(眈)
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入戲(肉)至o黎 the (end) 冇辦法(啦)系唔make (sense) (o架喇)